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It happened! Didn"t think it was likely on this occasion but it happened. And as I"ve been telling you for weeks, they"ve been carefully planning their debut, especially around awards season...the time is clearly right for them to cement their relationship in public, given that the public is now largely pro-Pitt. Now about that dress...don"t like it. But really...who the f&ck cares? Gushing yes. And still...it is Angelina. It is Brad. Together. So yeah. I"m gushing. Very unapologetically. PS. First date jitters? Cute, non? I know, I know...it IS a little Rossum. But in season of poonies, isn"t this a nice smutty change?

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