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Brad Pitt stopped by Regis & Kelly today for a pretaping and was practically mobbed outside the studio. As you can see, the cold winter air is dehydrating his lips thought it’s nothing a little Jolie Jungle Sex can’t take care of. I miss Pitt Porn.

Despite the December chill, however, Brad remains the hotness. As “cool” as ever. And yes… still wearing that chapeau, replicas of which he is selling off in support of Make It Right https://www.makeitrightnola.org/. As you know, and as many of you have griped about, Brad’s been wearing it all year. Turns out, there’s a plan behind everything.

The Pitts plan everything, see?

Photos from Splash

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