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Ok enough.

Bradley Cooper is a hot piece, no doubt. And he has great hair.

But there’s a pants problem going on. They’re either too tight – as evidenced in Toronto – or too f-cking short, as evidenced this morning at Regis & Kelly. Like, it’s practically capri length!

I will see The Hangover this weekend. Can’t wait. And I fully expect that by the end of it, Bradley Cooper could become my Summer Crush. But not if I keep thinking about his pants. His pants are a major quiver killer.

They should teach Pants Class in high school. It would help so much.

By the way, have you seen the red band trailer for The Hangover? Warning – profanity and some spoilers. Ed Helms is amazing.


Photos from Jose Perez/Splashnewsonline.com

Bradley Cooper needs a tailor because his pants are too short

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