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Totally makes sense: you need a booster shot for a vaccine…so why not the same for a virus? It’s been nearly a year since Britney had her dose of Ebola. A year since Ebola’s disease fried up some chicken and set Spears off on a deadly turn.

Now Ebola is back for more. As Britney celebrated her 26th birthday this weekend, she was joined by none other than Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola which means we are headed for yet another year of Britney debauchery: more bare cooch, more legal battles, maybe more shaved heads, and much much much more courtroom drama.

Chicken Fried forever!

PS. For the last time - she is NOT pregnant! Beware the bottom feeding rags: Life & Style, In Touch, and Star Magazine.

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Britney Spears 26th birthday with Paris Hilton

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