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Typical, non? Unable to confront her issues, Britney has fled the country. Local press in Belgium are reporting that she is there now, without her children who are at home with the ex. No one knows now exactly what her plans are but a restaurant owner claims she dropped in and used the loo. The woman in question was wearing a nasty ass wig and looked like sh-t. Sounds about right.

Needless to say, the chances are that this is a work related journey are remote. Then again, maybe she’s “auditioning” some dancers for her MTV gig next month. More stripping and poles and g-strings and suggestive gyrations… tired, weak, old, lame, chicken, fried, Britney.

Old photo from ’04. Old but not really.

PS. Not likely but can you imagine if Madonna was in Belgium? Why do I still hope???

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