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As I’ve said before, Kevin Federline is like fleshing eating disease – Hollywood’s very own Necrotising Fasciitis - rotting away anything he touches, rotting away our beloved pop tart for the better part of 3 years. But in finally purging him from her life, Britney – the body, the mind, the face, even the skin – all of it has improved in leaps and bounds. It really has been too long, hasn’t it? Check out Britney adorably skating in NYC, taking her ladies out for dinner, smiling big and bright for the cameras, showing off those amazing legs, showing off her repaired relationship with former manager Larry Rudolph, and sending a message for the second night in a row: Dear Kevin, you are nothing without me. Pray Goddess she can keep that resolve y’all. Word is, he is mounting a relentless assault. Source

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