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Wow.

Is this Britney Spears or Jamie Lynn Spears?

OK so she’s wearing a planet of makeup on her face. And the oldness is still totally there. But if you squint a little and play pretend, only for a moment, Britney does look like Jamie Lynn. And this is a good thing. The physical improvement is so encouraging. Even the weave looks… slightly upgraded.

Britney was in New York trying to do a little shopping this afternoon. The trip unfortunately had to be abandoned because everyone went batsh-t around her.

Of course they did.

She’s still Britney and we still care.

As for that Adnan Ghalib sex tape… her reps say no way. Doesn’t exist.

I totally think it exists.

Not because I don’t believe HER but because why wouldn’t HE? Why wouldn’t he have taken advantage? He absolutely took advantage.

What’s worse though… in your heart of hearts… if it does come out, when it does come out, will you watch? Can you honestly say you won’t watch five minutes? Can you steel yourself against it?

I am weak. I know I can’t. I know I won’t. I will watch. Probably more than five minutes.


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Britney Spears mobbed while shopping in New York and denies sex tape with Adnan Ghalib

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