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Her tour of New York so far has been a smash success! Not even the promise (and subsequent denial) of a sex tape can keep the fried chicken down. Yay!

Check out Britney this afternoon at a junior high in Brooklyn, paying a visit to the students and posing for photos even with the police. Great makeup, better hair, her ass is talking again, and without a doubt, the prettiest she has looked in years, even if she almost flashed the young boy.

If only she could move to New York. Seems like it works for her, right?

And Madonna is in New York right now too. My sources tell me exclusively they’re trying to work out a meet up tonight to celebrate the last night of  Rosh Hashanah and a new year to come. The best though is that it's been planned like a state visit in terms of logistics. Keep you posted if it happens.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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