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The video.

Dean just sent it around with the caption “She doesn’t dance, but she also looks sober”.

This, of course, killed me. Because Dean always finds the perfect way to say it. Chicken Fried Britney’s glossy 3 and a half minute fluff piece boiled down to simple steps and sobriety. She also barely moves her lips. It’s a low bar these days, non?

Despite the lack of heavily choreographed and intricate dance sequence that characterised her earlier work however, Britney does look good and her body is tight. And, well, these days that’s all that matters. Get her out there, get the job done.

But that busted f-cking weave…

Even with editing and digitising they still can’t make that sh-t half decent. There’s actually a shot of it, several shots in fact, when she turns her head to the side and you can actually see the nasty gaps. Like, how hard can it be to install some decent blonde extensions???

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