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That’s the rumour. Britney Spears to perform at Coachella. The timing works with her tour schedule and Madonna’s done Coachella before too but…

At least Madge tries to sing live. And does so for most of her shows.

Britney can only lip-synch, and badly at that. Not sure if it’ll go over well with that crowd. And most definitely won’t come close to Prince last year. His cover of Creep was the talk of the festival. Only it’s hard to find now because he/his label immediately pulled down all the videos. Dick move. Even Thom Yorke was like – dude, it’s our song. Put it back up. But whatever…

The point is…

Britney at Coachella? If she sings live, totally. If not…I worry.

Ps. Have you noticed that the paps can’t seem to find Britney very easily these days? One of the most hunted celebrities in the world who lives in LA and weeks go by sometimes without new candid photos. Because often in Hollywood, if you don’t call them, they won’t come. Especially at the playground.

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