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The worst… the absolute WORST taste in men. Can Britney attract anything but the golddigging famediggers?

Breaking news – last night, Britney was seen holding hands with Mindfreak Criss Angel at the Beverly Hills Hotel. They hit up a suite on the 11th floor. You will recall, Criss went on a handful of dates with Cameron Diaz a couple of months ago and then opportunistically professed his love for her on national television after some kind of death stunt. Needless to say, while the stunt received only limited coverage, his quote made instant headlines in all major entertainment papers immediately afterwards.

Criss Angel is a User and a Loser.

And now he’s mindfreaked Britney Spears which obviously can’t have been much of a challenge landing himself on the front page yet again.

Well played, well played.

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