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Ridiculous new rumour originating from the always reliable News of the World – something about Britney adopting twin babies from China based solely on an “exclusive” claim from the tabloid’s source that Britney “has told friends she"s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon.”

Every day she tells her friends she’s going to take her head out of her chicken fried ass and if that hasn’t proven very fruitful, why should this be any different, or any more legitimate?

Britney is NOT adopting babies from China. Trust.

Here she is shopping at midnight last Thursday, as chicken fried and as stupid as ever.

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Britney Spears to adopt Chinese twin babies

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