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This hair… is disgusting.

What is it with people and tendrils? What exactly is the point? Are you down, or are you up? Are you insecure about your jaw? Are you posing for a wedding portrait at the mall? This side swept business with the prominent division of the crown lift bun action is also the mark of the tacky assness that characterises her repeated sartorial criminal activity. I actually wasn’t aware that celebrity stylists will agree to do this anymore. Who wants to put their name on this hairstyle? I wouldn’t want to put my name on this hairstyle. Maybe I’d take the money, but I wouldn’t put my name on it.

Also…

The invasion of the French Twist was a major cause of concern for us.

Again, memo to Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis:

Would Carrie Underwood wear a French Twist?

Answer: Yes.

DISCARD.


Photos from Wenn.com

Carrie Underwood at the Golden Globes 2011

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