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Or his age.

Supposedly she’s not yet 40. Don’t know anyone who believes this. You?

Last night Catherine Zeta Jones accompanied her husband Michael Douglas to the AFI Tribute in his honour. This dress is ok, I guess, for a 60 year old? Like, her mother in law dresses more contemporarily than she does, though I suppose, marrying who she married, Zeta kinda has to age the wardrobe accordingly.

Anyway, to toast Michael’s achievement, Zeta also put on her stage shoes and performed. I always forget she won an Oscar for Chicago. And she certainly does have stage presence.

Michael meanwhile appears to have eased off on the plastic surgery. Good. If he’s anything like his dad, he’ll be kicking around for a long, long time. Did you know Kirk Douglas has a MySpace?


Photos from Gettyimages.com and Fayes Vision/Wenn.com

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