There’s a lot going on in this photo of Andy Cohen’s mom steaming John Mayer’s dress shirt. What I’m wondering is what kind of guest room John sleeps in at Andy’s Hamptons house. 


Note the playpen in the corner and a Jellycat on the ground. Is this the children’s playroom they convert for John when he visits? John could absolutely rent his own house (or buy a house!) but he chooses the guest room probably for comfort and ease. Plus, Andy has young kids and while it hasn’t slowed him down, it could have changed his schedule a bit (like earlier mornings) and sharing a house is easier when there are kids in the mix, if the child-free person can stand it. And it seems like John can.


Britney Spears is the queen of celebrity fragrances but Ariana Grande is making a lot of headway in this niche. And behind all the scents are perfumers – Cloud was created by renowned perfumer Clement Gavarry, who worked on Sarah Jessica Parker’s very popular Lovely perfume. They are like ghostwriters but for scents. 


Keke Palmer is taking her ex’s mom-shaming straight to the bank. And Usher gets it and is embracing his role as a charming man that makes small men very upset. 


Like Gwyneth Paltrow, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are renting out their guest house for one night via AirBnB. (I believe Ashton is an investor in the company.) OK, like yesterday’s camping story the question is this: which celebrity guest house would you like to stay in for one night? Oprah would be my pick.


Kristen Bell and Dax Shephard are making headlines because they are debunking a rumour that they are swingers. Like other recent controversies, this rumour was generated by them talking about the rumour. Like they bring up rumours and then they debunk it and then it’s a headline. It’s a pretty predictable cycle now.


Ashley Olsen is a mother! Page Six has the exclusive and I wonder if she leaked it ahead of photos? The Olsens are pretty big pap targets and even though they go underground for months at a time, Ashley and her family are reportedly living in New York so it would be hard for her to do normal things (like go for a walk with a stroller) and remain undetected forever. 

Attached: Andy Cohen, Billy Joel, Jon Bon Jovi, and John Mayer attend as Ed Sheeran performs live for SiriusXM at the Stephen Talkhouse on August 14, 2023 in Amagansett, New York.