Smutty Social Media, April 25, 2017

What would happen when it gets wet?

What do you think of velvet bikinis?? Yay... or nay??— Audrina Patridge (@AudrinaPatridge) April 19, 2017

That food is really close to the ground. I hate eating on the grass because in busy city parks you can guarantee that every square inch has been peed on.

 

🍣🍣 in the park

A post shared by Karlie Kloss (@karliekloss) onApr 25, 2017 at 7:23am PDT

There’s this app that creates different versions of your face. Allison Williams thinks her version of a guy looks like Channing Tatum. I think she looks like a generic dude on The Bachelorette.

 

Cause I like to be like 5 days behind a trend... HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHO GUY ME LOOKS LIKE. It's driving me crazy. Is it Channing Tatum @channingtatum??? Bryan Greenberg is good too...Also Michael Phelps...

A post shared by Allison Williams (@aw) onApr 24, 2017 at 11:28am PDT

OF COURSE this is Barbra Streisand’s birthday cake. It’s not like she’s eating a sheet of strawberry shortcake from the grocery store.

 

A beautiful birthday cake. Thanks for all the birthday love. B.

A post shared by Barbra Streisand (@barbrastreisand) onApr 25, 2017 at 8:50am PDT

Elizabeth Olsen gifted Jeremy Renner with a drawing of his daughter. That’s quite personal.

The BEST gift ever!!! From sweet Lizzie Olsen and her amazing artist friend Kimberly Corday #makemeweep #priceless… https://t.co/idHp7RFuFT— Jeremy Renner (@Renner4Real) April 24, 2017

This is The Honest Company’s new office – it’s exactly on brand for her: stylish, modern, warm. It’s quite staged though, almost too much. And why would an office have a tub? Just to display bubble bath?

 

Hey 👋 chk out the @archdigest feature on @honest HQ -link in bio! Thx @consortdesign for bringing Cali vibes into our office 🌅🌵🛋💻🖨🖥

A post shared by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) onApr 21, 2017 at 9:11am PDT

“Get a Ruth Bader Ginsburg pillow for your office.”

Folks... this sucks pic.twitter.com/B0I7kwyHzH— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) April 25, 2017

NEW MUSIC VIDEO that I made with @VanityFair! https://t.co/opFneNT2Xg— Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff) April 20, 2017

Reese Witherspoon was a vocal advocate of #askhermore. Blake Lively got indignant on the red carpet in that same spirit – the idea that women are more than their clothes. So I guess we aren’t supposed to be paying attention, but I noticed that Reese’s dress and Blake’s jumpsuit, both by Brandon Maxwell, are in the same style family. They both looked good. We aren’t supposed to talk about that. But where does that leave Brandon’s artistry and hard work – should that go unnoticed? Blake and Reese both tagged him in the photos from their respective events, so they do want to acknowledge him… on their terms. And that’s the key with celebrities – it ALWAYS has to be on their terms.

 

Thank you for a beautiful night, @tiffanyandco! 💎💫 #TiffanyBlueBook #TiffanyBlueBookPartner #NYC - (👗: @brandonmaxwell 💄: @mollyrstern 💇🏼: @lonavigi ✨:@petraflannery)

A post shared by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) onApr 21, 2017 at 8:46pm PDT