Smutty Social Media, April 26, 2016
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Today I am taking a cue from Beyoncé and exercising restraint. I will not give into the thirst of famewhores. Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks. Instead, Zendaya.
When you @beyonce af
A video posted by Zendaya (@zendaya) onApr 25, 2016 at 8:30pm PDT
What Michael Buble is trying to say is that he's in the Beyhive.
When life gives you lemons ... Catch them before they escape. They're slippery little bastards. #argentina #lemonysnicket #home
A photo posted by Michael Bublé (@michaelbuble) onApr 26, 2016 at 8:50am PDT
This is, without a doubt, the greatest photo ever taken of Zac Efron. Kudos to him for sharing it.
*think cool thoughts* run cool- hit em with that COOL #Baywatch run... *cool thoughts* Yeah, thats it- Run coooool *cool thoughts* Oh yeah, Feelin it *think coo- AGH WTF- #notcool
A photo posted by Zac Efron (@zacefron) onApr 26, 2016 at 6:39am PDT
I guess they couldn't get paid for an announcement this time around. When their first baby was born, they tied the reveal in with a laundry detergent sponsorship.
Prepping for baby number two! #babyjonas2
A photo posted by Kevin Jonas (@kevinjonas) onApr 25, 2016 at 5:59pm PDT
Celebrity siblings -- will there be stories of feuds and petty jealousy? This is my dream Vanity Fair issue.
Just try and keep up with the Joneses. @kidadajonesog and @rashidajones kick off the debut of our #Sisters issue; tap the link in our bio for more! Photograph by @jasonbellphoto.
A photo posted by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) onApr 26, 2016 at 5:07am PDT
Speaking of families, whenever your parents or siblings annoy you remember: it could be worse.
Happy Birthday Dad! 🎂🎁🎂 @michaellohan
A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) onApr 25, 2016 at 8:09am PDT
Dakota and Melanie go boating in Vancouver.
With my beautiful Dakota on a beautiful day 💋💋💋💋💋
A photo posted by MELANIE (@melanie_griffith57) onApr 26, 2016 at 10:10am PDT