The other day, Lainey wrote about Emily Blunt’s blonde hair and how she continues to picture her as a brunette. I feel the same about Leighton Meester. She could be blonde for the next 10 years and I will always picture her with shiny brown hair.

 

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Do it Jimmy!

Vanderpump Rules?— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) April 3, 2018

Over the weekend, Maureen Dowd wrote about Javanka vs. the Klossy Posse. We know all about that. In fact, I think smut hounds have a deeper understanding of the issues because of gossip. How do you write about Ivanka and Karlie’s connection and not focus on Wendi Deng?!

 

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Jenna Fischer wore a towel as a top on Kimmel because the zipper of her dress broke. I don’t object to the towel, but I do have a few questions. What happened to the top she was wearing with the jeans? And why not a robe? A robe always reminds me of Madonna in Truth or Dare.

 

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If Jared Leto had his thumb out, would you pick him up? 

 

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There must be an alternate dimension where a famous celebrity called The Rock pounds a bag of Cheetos on the couch every night and steals candies from babies. Something this good must have an evil counterpoint. The bizarro world Dwayne Johnson. 

Busy is always a good thing. It’s a helluva lot better than the alternative of being unemployed - which I sadly was at 23 lol. https://t.co/EdkYh2bJdV— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) April 2, 2018

Martin Scorsese was on vacation with his family in Antigua and opted for classic beachwear: long sleeve shirt and jacket. 

 

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This piece is about a week old but I just got to it. It poses an interesting question: were the 90s mean?  

 

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Photo credits: Lee/ Stewart/ Gotham/ Ilya S. Savenok/ NBC/ Getty Images

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