Brazilian authorities tried to seize Ryan Lochte’s passport because they think he’s lying about this robbery, but he is already back in the US. What the actual f-ck is going on? It’s a Gone Girl Olympics Scandal.

https://t.co/LgkoJe4qkm pic.twitter.com/Ed3V6vWhuf— Ryan Lochte (@RyanLochte) August 14, 2016

Could Katy Perry have her eye on a shoe empire? Shoes are what really accelerated Jessica Simpson’s brand. And while Jessica focuses on populist styles (peep-toe wedges), Katy seems to be going for mass-market quirky without the Moschino or Marc Jacobs price tag.

Some behind-the-scenes 📸 at my MAGIC launch yesterday for my new kicks 👠 https://t.co/NE1T8XkmPK pic.twitter.com/tw0lbYJM6Z— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) August 16, 2016

I know Chris Pratt was just on here yesterday and Sarah wrote about him today, but I would be remiss not to include this video of Courtney Love jamming in Anna and Chris’s kitchen after appearing on Anna’s podcast, Unqualified. I think Chris is wiping away a tear. Which makes me like, love?, him even more.

 

jammin with @annafaris @prattprattpratt

A video posted by Courtney Love Cobain (@courtneylove) onAug 16, 2016 at 8:23pm PDT

Again, Madonna was just on here yesterday for her birthday but it’s Madonna and Debi Mazar!!! I am here for this.

 

Muy Caliente in Havana! 🔥🎉🍾😉🎉🇨🇺

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) onAug 17, 2016 at 10:37am PDT

Chris Martin shows up on G’s Instagram, again. In the Derek Blasberg piece from New York Magazine, G mentioned that she asks Derek for caption advice. I bet he came up with this one. He’s super into rhyming.

 

#tunesinthedunes

A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onAug 13, 2016 at 4:13pm PDT

Did you know Emma Heming, Bruce Willis’s wife, is a lifestyle blogger? The posts are very basic – coconut oil for hair, jet lag remedies, yogurt bark. I guess everyone needs a hobby.

 

Last minute sightseeing on our way to the airport. What a city❣🇮🇹 #memoriesmade

A photo posted by Emma Heming Willis (@emmahemingwillis) onAug 10, 2016 at 1:47am PDT

Kelly Rowland’s fans are called the “Rowland Stones.” Worst nickname ever.

Thank you Rowland Stones for making "Motivation" VEVO Certified with 100 million views! #TBT 💎 https://t.co/fesDP29BTw— KELENDRIA ROWLAND (@KELLYROWLAND) August 11, 2016

No one appreciates the power of hometown love more than Drake. And who else in Detroit but Eminem, who looks hot here. I think that needs a question mark, but I’m not sure. I’m never sure with him.

 

Views from The Joe. #WelcometoDetroit Photo cred: @jeremydeputat

A photo posted by Marshall Mathers (@eminem) onAug 16, 2016 at 8:31pm PDT

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