Smutty Social Media, August 26, 2016
Shawn Mendes gave an interview to Billboard and is claiming he was misquoted about his fans not knowing him. I want to shake these young popstars and tell them not to pander to their fandoms. It’s OK if they don’t “know” you. You can love and appreciate your fans without giving them your soul. Because they will eat it. Just ask Bieber.
I explained how im growing up and so are you guys and how it takes time for you all to fully understand me and me to understand you— Shawn Mendes (@ShawnMendes) August 25, 2016
Ryan Reynolds put some effort into this joke and googled other celebs with the same birthday.
Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 25, 2016
If I don’t get a food order in before a second round of drinks I can’t focus. “Yes of course I want to talk about your Tinder dates for two hours but can we order some appetizers first?”
It probably seems like I'm listening to your story, but I'm really thinking, "close your fucking menu or the waiter will never come over."— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) August 26, 2016
“Margot Robbie Holds a Hedgehog” is going to be the title of her new Vanity Fair profile. And then it will be 1500 words on the light catching her eyelashes or the curve of her top lip, or whatever the writer gets obsessed about.
Hedgehog cafe in #tokyo 🇯🇵
A photo posted by @margotrobbie onAug 26, 2016 at 4:57am PDT
Goddamn Patrick Dempsey has great hair.
On set hair touch up by Talula
A photo posted by Patrick Dempsey (@patrickdempsey) onAug 25, 2016 at 4:47pm PDT
Nick Kroll has designed a shoe. If he writes a blog post about packing lunches in mason jars he could get a celebrity lifestyle expert feature on PEOPLE.
I designed a signature shoe for @epaulet as I continue my journey in becoming a hip hop mogul. More info here: https://bit.ly/2bKgMQs
A photo posted by Nick Kroll (@nickkroll) onAug 25, 2016 at 12:58pm PDT
Alex Pettyfer is on vacation and being real subtle about it.
Postcard #piratesofthecaribbean #atlantisbahamas #bahamas @atlantisresort #thecoveatlantis
A photo posted by Alex Pettyfer (@alexpettyfer) onAug 25, 2016 at 10:20am PDT
The green jacket is amazing, the white shoes are great, but Solange’s wide leg leather pants are next level. Part of what makes them so special is that so few can pull them off. She, obviously, is one of the few. One of the reasons I so enjoy her styling choices is because they are inimitable – if I wore this I would look like a clown.
💚 #sidewalkspotted w @michaelkors and @tommyton 💚
A photo posted by Solange (@saintrecords) onAug 25, 2016 at 1:12pm PDT
It’s been a sh-t week for women on the internet, but you know who hasn’t had a sh-t week? Wendi Deng. She is sitting up in a penthouse somewhere – or maybe she’s on a yacht –toying with her rich and powerful friends like she’s making moves on a chess board. What a f-cking boss. To take you into the weekend: an ode to Wendi.
Wendi you absolute legend. You mythical beast. https://t.co/SCRrF3zHj2 pic.twitter.com/O7ombqkxEE— The Hairpin (@thehairpin) August 25, 2016