Smutty Social Media, August 31, 2017

Yesterday I mentioned that there might be Philanthropy Sh-t over a deleted comment on Drake’s Instagram. Turns out, it was not Drake who posted it, but someone on his page. So no shade here, towards Kendrick or anyone. False Boy Sh-t alarm. (Thanks Dee!)

 

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A post shared by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) onAug 29, 2017 at 8:19am PDT

Did you know Spencer Pratt is a Snapchat star? He’s used the medium to reinvigorate his career and was recently profiled by Naomi Fry (who I love) in The New Yorker. In a new interview, he talked the business side of having a baby. They nixed a few names because of unavailable social media handles and he’s annoyed that Lauren Conrad’s PEOPLE cover will drive down the cost of their baby photos. Tacky as f-ck? Of course. But don’t think these conversations don’t happen all the time among celebrities looking to get a 6 or 7 figure payout and a future children’s clothing line.

 

thanks mom @janetlpratt for the hat

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On a whim, I looked up Greta Caruso’s Instagram to search for a sign of Jake G. All I could find was a Southpaw poster from 2015. A bit anticlimactic.

 

Opposite hair, same last name. Happy Father's Day, Pop.

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Karlie Kloss was with Victoria’s Secret for four years, two as an official Angel. They parted ways in 2015. She’s going back the upcoming show in Shanghai. Karlie is about branding and business, so I’m very curious about the motivation behind her return. (Lainey: get that Chinese money.)

 

See you in Shanghai @VictoriasSecret 😇💗

A post shared by Karlie Kloss (@karliekloss) onAug 30, 2017 at 2:17pm PDT

Yesterday, Joanna sent me this screenshot from one of Lena Dunham’s Instagram stories. In an early 2017 Stern interview, Lena said she was not into the group hang, which explains her absence from the Fourth of July festivities from 2015 on. Did you know that was the first year to use squad as a hashtag and feature mostly models? This detailed history shows the evolution of the party: 2013 was backup dancers, 2014 was actresses (like Emma Stone!), and 2015 onward is how we’ve come to know it – waterslides and onesies. Will we one day be reading an oral history of Taymerica?

I have a pair of prescription sunglasses, I just bought them. They were expensive but I really like them because I have super-sensitive eyes and it’s nice to be able to go for a walk without putting contacts on. If they were lost or stolen, I’d be upset. But not “wish someone a horrible death” upset.

Rite to the cunt who robbed my shades backstage at reading I hope you die you cunt I guess it's karma for stealing the show as you were LG x— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) August 28, 2017

Yes Benji’s effusive post is rare, but I really want to know why she and Gwyneth are wearing bibs.

 

Happy Birthday to my Beautiful Wife ❤️ I feel like I am the LUCKIEST guy ALIVE❤️ I don't think anyone could ever know the Depth, Kindness, and Compassion that I get to experience everyday thanks to My One and Only- You got me til the end baby❤️❤️❤️

A post shared by Benji Madden (@benjaminmadden) onAug 30, 2017 at 3:34pm PDT

 

Happy birthday @camerondiaz Your wisdom, humor, loyalty, cooking skills, guffaws, and ice cubes in rose get me through my life. I adore you with all my ❤️(And yes, we are wearing bibs in this picture)

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