Smutty Social Media, August 31, 2018
Celebrity chefs have staked a claim in the lifestyle landscape – they may not have perfume or clothing lines, but they have a lot of TV exposure, cookbooks and restaurants, which were once a pillar of the celebrity lifestyle portfolio (remember Madre’s? And NYLA?). That trend died out because restaurants may seem like a fun side gig (especially with a big budget), but they are also a labyrinth of city permits and food costs and kitchen waste and lease negotiations. It gets very expensive, very fast. And even Jamie Oliver, the cherub-faced, scooter-riding mogul, gets walloped by the industry sometimes. This piece, which covers the cold hard cash aspect of running a food empire, is a really interesting dive into where all the money goes.
A post shared by Jamie Oliver (@jamieoliver) on Aug 29, 2018 at 3:55pm PDT
Megan Mullally danced with Rob Lowe in About Last Night?! And she read for the Elizabeth Perkins role?! I think this calls for a weekend viewing.
A post shared by Megan Mullally (@meganomullally) on Aug 30, 2018 at 3:55pm PDT
I’m pretty sure this means Cher is looking forward to A Star Is Born.
Just Saw Ad For “A🌟IS BORN”
LOOKS 2 🌬❄️❄️.....👏🏻👏🏻
Remember.....🌬❄️=COOL— Cher (@cher) August 31, 2018
I don’t understand the appeal of wax statues of celebrities, but they did a decent job with Gisele. They didn’t skimp on the hair.
A post shared by Gisele Bündchen (@gisele) on Aug 31, 2018 at 8:00am PDT
Let us feast from your bounty, Mighty Oprah!!!!!!
A post shared by Oprah (@oprah) on Aug 30, 2018 at 10:25am PDT
"Celebrity Skin", an underrated pop song, is 20. The New Yorker celebrated the “enduring artifact” with a piece by, who else?, Naomi Fry.
A post shared by Courtney Love Cobain (@courtneylove) on Aug 2, 2018 at 4:51pm PDT
I was away last week when Julia Roberts posted this TBT but it is glorious. Look at the mirrored aesthetic (half-up, messy hair, minimal makeup) and the sanctimonious malaise in the way they hold their heads. The pursed lips, in mid-judgement, almost pitying of all of the sweaty normals surrounding them. Who lectures who in this situation? Do they take turns?
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Aug 23, 2018 at 1:03pm PDT
I too would very much like to know where the f-ck my Wendi Deng biopic is. Who would play her? (Please don’t say ScarJo.)
where the FUCK is my wendi deng biopic— E. Alex Jung (@e_alexjung) August 31, 2018