Smutty Social Media, December 29, 2015
I’ve missed Aziz’s dad. And of course he loves a buffet, that’s Immigrant Dad 101.
My dad was 4/4 for being first in line at all wedding buffets this weekend.
A photo posted by @azizansari onDec 28, 2015 at 8:16am PST
Miley changed her hair!
Filled w happiness and joy ! Ran into our favorite quiz master!!!! Alimi Ballard! Aka Albert! @vijatm #quizmaster
A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) onDec 27, 2015 at 4:07pm PST
Um, is Lindsay cutting off Dina? Her caption: “New Years resolution is #takingCareofMe and not my family” (sic to all). But at this point, what is there to be cut off from? The cash flow is minimal, her “work” consists of scrounging around for international millionaires to provide her with free clothes, bags and flights. Well, “free” is a relative term when it comes to Lindsay. And Tara Reid.
🎀 Chloe is my little star 💫🌟💫🎀 New Years resolution #takingCareOfMe and not my family
A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) onDec 27, 2015 at 1:35pm PST
I wonder if Lainey would beat Patricia Heaton at mahjong.
Mah Jong is tearing our family apart. #christmasgames— Patricia Heaton (@PatriciaHeaton) December 24, 2015
#2015bestnine is trending on Instagram – it’s a compilation of a user’s most liked photos of the year. I’m going to anoint the Gerber/Crawford family The First Family of Instagram because look at them. Who else has a Clooney photobomb? Or those genes?
Thank you everyone for a great year! 💋• #2015best9
A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) onDec 29, 2015 at 9:59am PST
“Sick selfies” are a thing, and Diane Kruger is in on it. She also posted something about a waiting for a prince. Take that as you will.
I'm sick ! Ugh...someone please make me chicken noodle soup
A photo posted by Diane Kruger (@dianekrugerperso) onDec 29, 2015 at 9:41am PST
I know I’ve already named him worst of 2015 but just to reiterate, he is the worst.
I'm a little princess too!!! Was out with the boys on Saturday and yes a girl was wearing this for her birthday. I convinced her to let me have it. And I wore that thing like a little unicorn. #mylittleprincess👑 #tigerface #buttonupyourshirtpeter #awesome #thepaintingwasagifttodd #imkeepingit #missphilippines
A photo posted by Scott Eastwood (@scotteastwood) onDec 28, 2015 at 1:22pm PST