Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for December 8, 2016

Yesterday I wrote about Cruz Beckham, and shortly after David posted a video of Cruz hearing his song on the radio for the first time. I have no comment on the song – it’s a child singing, what is there to say? I’m much more interested in the fact that David is a “wooooooooo” guy.

Not his average morning before school... Proud of my little man with his new Christmas single and also helping children around the UK with the proceeds from this... #ifeverydaywaschristmas @cruzbeckham @AppleMusic @globals_make_some_noise 🎅🏼🎅🏼 smarturl.it/IEDWCi ❤️

A video posted by David Beckham (@davidbeckham) onDec 7, 2016 at 1:10am PST

I actually don’t agree with 2 out of 4 of Tina’s pieces of advice. Maybe even 3 out of 4. (NSFW swears)

Tina Fey's advice for young women: "Don't smoke, wear a bra, trust your instincts, don't f— John Mayer." #THRWomen

A video posted by Hollywood Reporter (@hollywoodreporter) onDec 7, 2016 at 4:38pm PST

Armie Hammer and Joe Manganiello are both quite tall, I hadn’t noticed that before. What do you think they are working on together? Judging by the setting I want to say they are recipe testing for a cookbook but it’s more likely a superhero something. The comments suggest it’s Green Lantern but I will leave it at that because nerds love to get shouty.

Burning the midnight oil with my man @armiehammer #espresso

A photo posted by Joe Manganiello (@joemanganiello) onDec 8, 2016 at 2:11am PST

What’s more punk than a middle-age (I’m assuming) man giving the finger while his friend takes a selfie. (PS: The Joker doesn’t take selfies.)

Fuck your-self portrait 📸 @lallo25

A photo posted by JARED LETO (@jaredleto) onDec 7, 2016 at 6:14pm PST

Dammit I thought I was being all cute and did this last night.

If you wished upon that first Star you saw tonight in twilight, then it will not likely come true. You wished on planet Venus— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 2, 2016

Half of Lainey’s obsession and a puppy.

Puppy love ❤️

A photo posted by Artist & Director (@samtaylorjohnson) onDec 7, 2016 at 2:41pm PST

I really, truly never thought I’d see the day: Pete Doherty looks and sounds great. Good for him.

Tonight on #c4news he's back. Eloquent and musical. Pete Doherty, after the #Bataclan pic.twitter.com/GjmDDExQE4— Krishnan Guru-Murthy (@krishgm) December 8, 2016

Busy Philipps and Sarah Michelle Gellar need to have an Elf on the Shelf face-off. I think I just invented a new TLC show.