Smutty Social Media, February 13, 2018
What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve been corrected on as an adult? Mine, which I mention often, is not realizing that Flo Rida is from Florida.
Just sat here and mind fucked myself into embarrassment by thinking of how recent it was when I found out it’s not “lack toast and tolerant” 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️ I’m talkin like a few years ago. I’m a grown man. Why do I do this to myself?— T-Pain (@TPAIN) February 12, 2018
This seems like a lot of medical gear just to get a shot.
A post shared by Ryan Seacrest (@ryanseacrest) on Feb 12, 2018 at 1:00pm PST
I love that Asahd is often wearing a bracelet. It accents his chubby wrist in just the right way. Is he the youngest person with over a million followers on Instagram? Actually he’s at 1.8 million.
A post shared by DJ KHALED (@djkhaled) on Feb 12, 2018 at 5:50pm PST
The Row presented at NYFW, so we have another picture of the Olsens to get us through the next 6 months.
A post shared by jo ellison (@jellison22) on Feb 12, 2018 at 7:01am PST
Since she dropped reputation, Taylor has opted for no comments on her Instagram posts, which means her fans and detractors can’t post on her feed. But that doesn’t mean they’re inactive – they just find anyone connected to Taylor (like Karlie Kloss) and post there. It’s not an opt-out, it’s a redirect.
A post shared by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Feb 12, 2018 at 9:24am PST
If they have a girl, do you think they will give the baby a princess name, like Briar or Elsa? This nursery is going to look like a Disney store.
A post shared by John Stamos (@johnstamos) on Feb 10, 2018 at 3:36pm PST
A post shared by Caitlin McHugh (@caitlinskybound) on Feb 12, 2018 at 5:44am PST
A post shared by Caitlin McHugh (@caitlinskybound) on Feb 11, 2018 at 6:08am PST
Have you ever gone to one of those loud teppanyaki restaurants where the chef flips a shrimp into someone’s mouth? Salt Bae is the celebrity equivalent of that. David Beckham looks slight embarrassed with the whole spectacle.
A post shared by David Beckham (@davidbeckham) on Feb 12, 2018 at 12:25pm PST
It took me 20 seconds to realize that it’s not actually a baby. Whenever I see Kristen Schaal, I have to trace back to where I recognize her from. I always land on 30 Rock but she’s one of those people you know you know, just not immediately.
A post shared by Kristen Schaal (@k.schaal) on Feb 11, 2018 at 5:38pm PST