Smutty Social Media, February 5, 2018

Tiffany Haddish should star in a movie about Cardi B’s first bikini wax. 

I’m bout to wax my vagina and I’m soo fuckin scared 😰— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 20, 2018

Anyways i was only able to wax one side of my coochie cause i couldn’t handle the pain 😪My pussy looks so crazy right now ! 😩😩and im in sooo much pain Hoe😩— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 21, 2018

I couldn’t find a clear picture of Steven Tyler in the stands at the Super Bowl, but what does he have written on his forehead? Is it “Giselle” (her name is actually spelled Gisele). I don’t know any football player names, so I could be totally off. But in my mind, Steven Tyler attended the Super Bowl with Gisele’s name written on his forehead and I think that is awesome.

 

A post shared by Steven Tyler (@iamstevent) on Feb 4, 2018 at 7:09pm PST

How lit was Paddy’s Pub this weekend.
 

Birds! Birds! Birds! (And oh, hi, JT😍) #FlyEagleFly @RMcElhenney @DannyDeVito pic.twitter.com/3oU7WczyTH— kaitlin olson (@KaitlinOlson) February 5, 2018

Rachel Bloom did a Dirty Laundry segment with Laura Brown from InStyle. Rachel is of course charming but you get the sense that Laura Brown doesn’t know what to make of her jorts.

 

A post shared by Laura Brown (@laurabrown99) on Feb 1, 2018 at 7:11am PST

This is the photo equivalent of a Dear Penthouse letter.

 

A post shared by Aaron Taylor-Johnson (@aarontaylorjohnson) on Feb 2, 2018 at 1:32pm PST

Draper James is lowering its price point – dresses have been around $400-$600, and they will now run in the $150 range. Obviously they want to increase their sales volume. Another way to do that is to include more customers with extended sizing (Draper James currently goes up to 14/16). Personally, I’d consider Draper James if they modernized their cuts – some of the prints are great, but the styles rely heavily on fit-and-flare cuts and ruffle accents. It’s all very cinched.

 

A post shared by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on Jan 30, 2018 at 10:34am PST

Lindsay Lohan says she’s working with Lawyer.com, which actually isn’t the worst branding decision for her.

 

A post shared by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Feb 4, 2018 at 11:17am PST

Look I’m all for an ex being petty, but the reports of Bridget Moynahan shading TB are not accurate. She has long supported him and the Pats. Her commentary was pretty innocuous. 

Hmmmm I came In late .. what do you think half time score will be? @Patriots @Eagles @NFL— Bridget Moynahan (@bridgetmoynahan) February 5, 2018

I hope @brandincooks is ok. That hit was nasty @Patriots— Bridget Moynahan (@bridgetmoynahan) February 5, 2018

#NickFoles is having an amazing game @eagles @nfl— Bridget Moynahan (@bridgetmoynahan) February 5, 2018

Oh Kay @Patriots but let’s get the #extrapointsplease #white— Bridget Moynahan (@bridgetmoynahan) February 5, 2018

Dude @Eagles are looking strong. Where do you see this going? #superbowl— Bridget Moynahan (@bridgetmoynahan) February 5, 2018

Amazing game @Patriots congratulations @Eagles #superbowl2018— Bridget Moynahan (@bridgetmoynahan) February 5, 2018

Did we talk about Armie Hammer reactivating his Twitter account? He has. I guess he’s not worried about messing up an Oscars campaign anymore.

 

A post shared by Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) on Feb 1, 2018 at 1:00pm PST