Oprah gets kale in her teeth, kale’s stock plummets.

Thank u kind gentleman who told me I had kale in my teeth. Was eating kale chips with Quincy Jones. Went straight to @LairdLife party.— Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) October 23, 2015

Ryan Reynolds is 39 and doesn’t have to worry about getting a wood crate imbued with character for his birthday. That’s a relief.

So cute. Asked my mom out to lunch and she yelled, "Squad-Goals!". I laughed pretty hard before never ever seeing her again.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 21, 2015

Jeremy Renner should take a Twitter break. Honestly how hard is it to f-ck up a message as simple as equal pay?

Dear sensationalism, "Pay her" isn't the headline to get you the attention you're needing? Here's a big Twitter hug #journalismmatters— Jeremy Renner (@Renner4Real) October 22, 2015

James Franco probably stays up late to paint portraits of Tony Soprano, which is actually totally fine in my book.

 

Painting in the hotel🇺🇸

A photo posted by James Franco (@jamesfrancotv) onOct 23, 2015 at 3:16am PDT

Like Mindy Kaling says, in addition to fake hair, to look like a celebrity you need a tailor. These clothes just don’t magically fit them perfectly.

 

Tailors are a miraculous thing. The hem of my pants became my crotch patch. #crotchpatch #belly thanks for the side by side, mom

A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) onOct 22, 2015 at 6:46pm PDT

Rebel Wilson’s new clothing line has launched, and I really like the star-print t-shirt.

 

Such a top night!! Thank you so much to everyone at Torrid, the California Crooners Club and all my friends and team who came out tonight to celebrate the launch of my clothing line REBEL FOR TORRID!!! Available WORLDWIDE NOVEMBER 1st legends xx

A photo posted by Rebel Wilson (@rebelwilson) onOct 22, 2015 at 11:27pm PDT

Chris Martin’s new girlfriend doesn’t mind showing her roots. Or dancing in the street with him.

 

Indulging in some metallic magic @ashleyleann13 #hair #scruffynomore

A photo posted by @annabellewallis onOct 22, 2015 at 4:11pm PDT

I’m very into Aziz Ansari’s Master of None trailer, mostly because his dad kills me.

Watch the trailer for my new Netflix series MASTER OF NONE: https://t.co/dWF9MqAQnn— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) October 22, 2015

 

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