Chelsea Handler is back in work mode, so no more topless shots? Or more topless shots? I don’t even remember what a working Chelsea Handler is like, except calling Angelina a c-nt.

 

I'm back and I'm not fucking around. #NETFLIXJan23

A photo posted by Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) onJan 12, 2016 at 8:08pm PST

These two have a dick (or two) in common.

 

We're joining @UNICEF and @louisvuitton to #makeapromise to raise funds and awareness for children in need around the world. Visit www.louisvuitton.com/lvforunicef to donate and learn more ❤️🙏🏻 @selenagomez

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) onJan 12, 2016 at 7:48pm PST

Harper Beckham is only 4 and already getting “excellent reading” stickers. I’d be outright bragging.

 

Excellent reading Harper!!X Good day at school!! #proudmummy X 💫🙏🏼😇

A photo posted by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) onJan 13, 2016 at 8:43am PST

The “ghost” in the background of this shot looks like Cara Delevingne.

 

I have no idea what that is 😱freaky

A photo posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) onJan 13, 2016 at 10:07am PST

Salma Hayek cut her hair for a new comedy she’s starring in, and the good news is it’s with Alec Baldwin, not Adam Sandler.

 

New haircut for my new comedy, Drunk Parents! #comedy #selfie #new #hair #drunk #parents #shorthairdontcare Corte de pelo nuevo, para mí nueva película Drunk Parents! #pelicula #nueva #pelo

A photo posted by Salma Hayek Pinault (@salmahayek) onJan 13, 2016 at 7:52am PST

I feel you, Kelly. More than you know.

Someone in my neighborhood just set off a firework when Leo won the golden globe. I'm only upset it wasn't me. #goldenglobes— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) January 11, 2016

A broadcast standards report from 1999 – no blow jobs and no poop.

The old days when we couldn't say poop on TV. pic.twitter.com/C7Q84AtymU— Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) January 11, 2016

A private jet and a svelte shoulder, all is right in the world.

 

"Flying high again" ... Duhhh It's a song 😘

A photo posted by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) onJan 13, 2016 at 10:01am PST

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