Smutty Social Media, January 20, 2017
Mood today.
nope— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 20, 2017
It’s a prosperous time for Wendi Deng. Look at the way they are posing -- have you ever seen Ivanka this casual and informal with anyone? That’s how you know they are tight, they don’t need to pose with their hands on their hips.
Congratulations @ivankatrump ❤️❤️
A photo posted by Wendi Murdoch (@wendimurdoch) onJan 20, 2017 at 4:57am PST
Tippi Hedren turns 87 – we know Melanie hasn’t, but do you think Tippi has watched her granddaughter Dakota Johnson in 50 Shades?
My beautiful mother❤ Tippi at 87! Dinner with her grandchildren🙏🏻 photo by @jaydoubleyoujay #mymamarocks #mykidsaremylife #weareblessed
A photo posted by MELANIE (@melanie_griffith57) onJan 20, 2017 at 1:06am PST
When David Foster appeared on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, it seemed like he mostly traveled by private jet. I assume he still does – so why fly Emirates? Is it because it’s long haul and Emirates is more comfortable or is it simply a matter of economics? Is flying First Class considered a bit of a savings?
🎼 @emirates #WOW!!!!
A photo posted by David Foster (@davidfoster) onJan 14, 2017 at 7:09am PST
I was asked to predict who would “surprise” perform at the inauguration today and I only had one guess.
That face you make when they tell you "no smoking" and yer already knee deep in a Cuban!!! Ha! #kidrock #nosmoking
A photo posted by Kid Rock (@kidrock) onJan 15, 2017 at 3:08pm PST
This is a collaboration I’d like to see.
I can't wait for this pairing to happen.....we are in the kitchen cooking people!!!! #DopePic
A photo posted by Kevin Hart (@kevinhart4real) onJan 19, 2017 at 10:18am PST
Suki Waterhouse is hopping around and I’m zooming in on the guy taking the photo to see if it’s Diego Luna. I can’t tell.
🐇🐇🐇
A video posted by Suki Waterhouse (@sukiwaterhouse) onJan 19, 2017 at 10:45am PST
“My favourite prize this week was this figurine of Billy Crystal & Kevin Costner jerking each other off.” Billy on the Street is full of random references and extremely niche pop culture jokes – but for me the brilliance is in the way celebs have to sing for their supper.
My favorite prize this week was this figurine of Billy Crystal & Kevin Costner jerking each other off. So on the eve of our national tragedy, watch Billy on the Street TONIGHT midnight on TBS if u missed it! God help us all.
A photo posted by Billy Eichner (@billyeichner) onJan 19, 2017 at 6:28pm PST













