Smutty Social Media, January 28, 2016

And I hear Nicole Kidman is in talks to play Janet. Miss Jackson if you’re nasty.

 

BREAKING NEWS: Actor Alec Baldwin in talks to play brother Jermaine in Michael Jackson bio pic (developing)

A photo posted by Alec Baldwin (@iamabfalecbaldwin) onJan 28, 2016 at 9:16am PST

Eminem collects cassettes – where would you even get a tape these days, at a record store? I have to say though, I always liked them better than CDs, which were always scratching and skipping.

 

Been working on my cassette collection...

A photo posted by Marshall Mathers (@eminem) onJan 28, 2016 at 7:58am PST

Mocktresses hug like they’ve just been rescued from the Titanic.

 

Fierce hold on a fierce woman ❤️ @jaime_king xx

A photo posted by Kate Bosworth (@katebosworth) onJan 28, 2016 at 7:24am PST

Allison Williams got bangs at 3:20 a.m. That’s not a decision you make when you are tired. Getting bangs has long-term consequences. And how does getting a hair cut in the middle of the night work? Is it because Chris’s prime hours are reserved for Jennifer Aniston?

 

It's 3:20 am and @mrchrismcmillan just banged me ‼️ 💇🏼✂️ #PastMyBedtime

A photo posted by Allison Williams (@aw) onJan 28, 2016 at 12:24am PST

Well instead of giving them back and whining about it why don’t you just cut a cheque. Then they are yours.

 

SERIOUSLY considering faking my own death so I don't have to give these back. If @judithleiberny asks-- last you saw me, I was at the post office returning these heartbreakers. Ok?!?!!! ...Ok.

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) onJan 27, 2016 at 8:02pm PST

I may have just uncovered the greatest musical conspiracy theory of all time.
Minka Kelly and Scott Porter both went to see Hamilton, and the obvious hope is that it was an FNL reunion and they were talking about the one-night-only musical happening this summer. Reese was there as well. Couldn’t you see Reese playing Tami Taylor for one night, y’all?

 

When you still have tears in your eyes having exited the building because @hamiltonmusical was beyond INCREDIBLE!! Rhetorically speaking at this point, I realize! But just, wow. #historyinthemaking

A photo posted by Minka Kelly (@minkak) onJan 27, 2016 at 9:54pm PST

 

It's happening!!! @hamiltonmusical #wheninnewyork #hamiltonMusical

A photo posted by skittishkid (@skittishkid) onJan 27, 2016 at 5:04pm PST

 

This one is a #gamechanger...original storytelling at its finest. So vibrant, joyful, captivating. Thank you @lin.manuel.miranda and the entire cast of @hamiltonmusical #HistoryInTheMaking #ChangeThePerspective 💥

A photo posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) onJan 27, 2016 at 8:49pm PST