Smutty Social Media, January 30, 2017
I very badly want Gwyneth Paltrow to develop a keen interest in Chinese astrology so that Lainey can out-goop her with her expertise.
I hope that the Rooster of 2017 brings with it peace, kindness and humanity. 新年好 / 新年好 🐔❤
A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onJan 30, 2017 at 7:05am PST
I heard the term “Two Broke Girls hair” the other day and it made me laugh. Clip-ins, I’m guessing?
Here's to the ladies who brunch. (@katdenningsss that's a musical reference so you prob won't get it 😌)
A photo posted by @bethbehrsreal onJan 29, 2017 at 9:30pm PST
Karlie Kloss was cheering on her friend Serena at the Australian Open – the Daily Mail has video of her congratulating Serena after the match. She’s a squealer.
A night to remember. These two are serious inspirations. Their focus and determination for their sport, their love for one another and the game, and their strength in both mind and body are GOALS. Congratulations to @SerenaWilliams and @venuswilliams. You are legends. ❤ #sistergoals
A photo posted by Karlie Kloss (@karliekloss) onJan 28, 2017 at 4:56pm PST
Things between Robin Thicke and Paula Patton appear to be getting worse. So it’s interesting that he chose to post a photo of himself – he rarely does. If it’s an image thing, perhaps he could have lost the sunglasses, just this one time.
Happy Birthday baby Gabriella! Well done Moni and Rick! Love you. #WereTheGodParents
A photo posted by Robin Thicke (@robinthicke) onJan 24, 2017 at 4:39pm PST
David Beckham said he and Victoria renewed their vows, which would usually make me a little nervous (for many celeb and reality show couples, it’s the last gasp of a marriage). But they only had 6 people in attendance, 4 of which were probably their children. They didn’t sell the photos or even post it on social media. Think back to their castle wedding and purple thrones 17 YEARS ago – did you ever think the Brand Beckham would be low-key and restrained?
I think they love him! We 💜 you @davidbeckham X VB 🙏🏻
A photo posted by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) onJan 30, 2017 at 12:06am PST
Did you read Kathleen’s post on Gina Rodriguez today? Please do, because then you will know why I am annoying Kathleen with a photo of Kaley.
Perfect
A video posted by @normancook onJan 29, 2017 at 7:42pm PST