Page Six has a tasty tidbit about Sienna Miller and Cara Delevingne making out in New York. Extremely interested in this content!

 

Gwyneth Paltrow is making headlines for an Instagram Q&A in which she said she “loves” Dakota Johnson. I mean, of course she does. Think about Dakota’s lineage and Gwyneth’s and all the parallels there. They must have so much in common, besides Chris Martin. Even if she despised Dakota, do you think GP would ever tell us? No, she’d tell Cameron Diaz and Jessica Seinfeld over martinis. This headline is a great way to distract from another controversial GP post (in addition to all her previous pseudoscience): posting this NFT in her likeness. I know art is subjective and all that but NFTS are ugly. Period. And the most logical reasoning I’ve heard about why celebrities and wealthy people are so obsessed with pushing regular people to invest in them is that it’s a pyramid scheme so if rich want to get paid, the regular folk need to participate to kick the money up to them. And every single time I mention about NFTs, I get put on mailing lists and get these nonsensical pitches about them. Are they the junk bonds of our time?

 

Lainey wrote about Spotify, Neil Young and Joe Rogan, asking if any other artists will join him and Joni Mitchell. I have my guesses about who it will be (and who it won’t be) but I’d love to be proven wrong. I think, out of the list Lainey pointed out as the biggest draws on Spotify (Taylor Swift, Bad Bunny, Drake, Ariana Grande, Ed Sheeran, The Weeknd and BTS), there’s maybe one who person who would challenge him. In my opinion, it won’t be Taylor Swift. To be clear, Joe Rogan’s misinformation campaign and Spotify’s greed shouldn’t fall on Taylor but I don’t know if the defensiveness of her fandom on social media does her any favours because it’s just drawing more attention to it. Anyone on that list would be a huge impact. I don’t think Bieber, Drake, Ed Sheeran or The Weeknd would do it either.

 

OK so this is a safe space for me to extol about Housewives and if it bores you (but maybe also intrigues you?), Vanity Fair has a new “beginners guide” on how to start watching or following the franchise. It is daunting but fun. This story has three bylines, so that should tell you how much there is to cover. 

Attached - Sienna Miller and Cara Delevingne together at JFK last month, and Sienna out in New York the other day.