You guys, I’m back! And the social media gods have granted me Natalie Portman and Nicole Kidman, who both timed their Instagram debuts to coincide with the Time’s Up initiative. For the record, Nicole Kidman’s handle is her name (@nicolekidman) while Natalie had to go with @nportmanofficial. (It looks like there’s a fan account that took her name, and either her team didn’t care or didn’t bother to rectify that – social media companies will help celebs get their real names back if they are so inclined.) Who do you think will use it more, Natalie or Nicole? I’m going with Nicole, because of Big Little Lies and Keith Urban, she’s already acclimated to social media.
And here is something not related to anything in the current news cycle that is both gross and weird – who threw sh-t at Ariel Winter’s Airbnb? And why would you do that?!
I come back from lunch to find shit thrown all over the front of the house I’m staying in. I will find you with these cameras and you are fucked.— Ariel Winter (@arielwinter1) January 8, 2018
I still can’t believe someone threw 💩 all over my Airbnb...like bruh I just got here with my scrabble chiiiiiiillllllll. Never been happier to go home😂— Ariel Winter (@arielwinter1) January 8, 2018
A lot of people noticed that Millie Bobby Brown didn’t walk the red carpet with the rest of the Stranger Things cast of teens. I imagine this separation is not just going to continue but become more pronounced as time goes on.
A rare Jake Gyllenhaal sighting on social media.
Kirstie Alley and Elisabeth Moss go way back.
CONGRATULATIONS ELISABETH MOSS! Waaaaa hoooooo!!!— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) January 8, 2018
Why the F would that be awkward? I've known her since she was a child and she just won 2 Golden Globes .. https://t.co/yh7DxqeUkc— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) January 8, 2018
OK I’m going to need a 3-part docuseries on this chair swap. I need to know every single detail, preferably with a reenactment of the scene including a second-by-second description narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Golden Globes. Enjoying the drama of Barbara Streisand relinquishing her seat back to Oprah Winfrey. It was a moment.— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) January 8, 2018
Besides the chair swap, Barbra has been active on social media for awards season. Let’s be real: there is nothing humble about Barbra (and why should there be?) including her opinion, which carries weight with Academy voters. This is a strategic show of support for Mudbound.
Selena Gomez has pared down her Instagram and now only follows a few celebrities, some charities and a couple of fan accounts. She also changed her profile pic to a photo of her mother.
I have to finish off my first post of 2018 with my muse, Liam Gallagher. At the end of 2017, it seemed the Gallagher brothers were reconciling for Christmas. It didn’t quite stick. As you were.
And as for it being undignified to play stadiums at 50 its a lot more undignified to be supporting the undignified in stadiums RHCP U2 blah— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 7, 2018
The day the smiths split up he parked the bus the day he broke up the Jam he parked the bus the day he broke up oasis he parked the bus LG x— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 7, 2018
That's what happens when you want total control you end up out of control as you fucking were LG x— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 7, 2018
Bottom line is rkids devastatedI don't need him anymore FREE AS A BIRD as you were LG x— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 7, 2018