Smutty Social Media, July 15, 2016
I’m including this because it’s a rare Sam Rockwell sighting on social media, and “Sammy Rocks” cracks me up.
I'm trying to see and support as much theatre as I can on my off days in London. So, here I am with the great Sammy Rocks in England watching a musical by Lin-Manuel Miranda about a part of NYC 5 miles from where I grew up. Who lives, who dies, who tells abuela's story. Downloading music now.
A photo posted by Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) onJul 14, 2016 at 3:06pm PDT
Theo Rossi looking kinda hot playing bocce, which is a highly underrated summertime activity in that it requires zero physical exertion.
Don't sleep on my #BOCCE game!
A photo posted by Theo Rossi (@theorossi) onJul 11, 2016 at 7:09am PDT
Gina Rodriguez looks good as a blonde AND pulls off those sunglasses.
I mean I did have fun as a brunette...
A photo posted by Gina Rodriguez (@hereisgina) onJul 14, 2016 at 7:17pm PDT
The First Baby Mama of One Direction Briana Jungwirth is not pleased with the new photos of Louis Tomlinson and his girlfriend taking care of baby Freddie. This is the social media equivalent of taking off your shoes and earrings before a beat down.
You can pretend all you want but you will NEVER be my baby son's mother.— Briana Jungwirth (@realbjungwirth) July 14, 2016
Last year, Vogue did a story on the Gerber/Crawford’s family ritual of heading to Muskoka in the summer. She said there’s no “game face” at the lake. Do you think she feels that way about Lake Como, too?
Summer has begun! ☀️#FamilyTime
A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) onJul 11, 2016 at 12:53pm PDT
Tripping in flip-flops is the worst and easy to do. (Lainey: I broke my arm in flip-flops!) I gave up flip flops except for when I’m at the beach and I don’t miss them at all.
But seriously I tripped over my flip-flop. Thank you to the amazing team at Lenox Hill who x-rayed me, determined it was just a stupid sprain and sent me back to work, intact but for my pride 🎯 #healthgoth #flipflopsafetycourse #slingbitch 📸 by earth angel/human ambulence @lizwatsontots
A photo posted by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) onJul 14, 2016 at 8:51pm PDT
But by blurring herself out, didn’t she actually make herself the focus of the picture? I don’t think that was her intention, but my eye went to her first.
That time Patti Smith remembered meeting me and everything went blurry 😍😍(faint)😍(sigh)😍 If you haven't read Just Kids, please do. ...are you reading it yet?!! It's taking too long. ☺️😝
A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) onJul 14, 2016 at 5:54pm PDT
I don’t think Jessica Chastain will be writing a HuffPo essay about being photographed while riding the subway. Partly because Jessica Chastain, two-time Oscar winner and one of the most in-demand actresses in Hollywood, chooses to be low-key and unrecognizable enough to ride the subway.
Guess you thought you were being sneaky 😆📷📷📷📷😆 #gotcha
A video posted by Jessica Chastain (@jessicachastain) onJul 14, 2016 at 4:43pm PDT
Annnnnd it’s been another garbage week in the world, so here’s Halle Berry in a meadow.
Thank God for my happy place.
A photo posted by Halle Berry (@halleberry) onJul 14, 2016 at 2:19pm PDT









