Is Lea Michele trolling us at this point? Is that what is going on? She even found a way to make Father’s Day about her wedding. I’m curious to see how she’ll handle the Fourth of July. Does she have a wedding photo in which she’s holding a sparkler or something? She’ll come through.
Father’s Day was kind of interesting on social media this year, not because of who posted, but because of all of the people who didn’t get a post. For example, Gwyneth Paltrow skipped it this year. Interesting, considering this is what she did last year.
Miranda Kerr didn’t give Orlando Bloom a mention. This is curious, as I thought they had a decent relationship. And maybe they do, but posts like this are intentional. Celebrities are as petty as the rest of us, if not more so.
On the other hand, Reese Witherspoon played it exactly right, shouting out the holiday but leaving out specifics, thus saving her from having to mention Ryan Phillippe. She’s no dummy.
Look, I hate that Diplo is funny and wears cowboy shirts that kind of look hot (????) but it is what it is.
stop calling me daddy my kids are getting confused
— wes (@diplo) June 16, 2019
Is Bon Jovi’s “Always” JLo and ARod’s song? I wonder if they’ve ever read the lyrics – it’s about a breakup. I know this because this was my sh-t in grade 10. Legendary video.
Jessica Biel didn’t post this year either; quite a difference from last year. What an absolute chickensh-t.
Instagram boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio definitely took this. Do you think Leo is a good gift giver? I don’t. He probably gave her a coupon for a date night at 1OAK.
Chelsea Peretti subscribes to the Ricky Bobby school of parenting: If you ain’t first, you’re last.
Chelsea just beat our two year old son in a race.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) June 14, 2019
