Smutty Social Media, June 9, 2016

Too many years of watching rom-coms have conditioned me to hope for a “When Harry Met Sally” ending for these two. Very reductive, I know.

 

Happy Best Friend Day

A photo posted by Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) onJun 8, 2016 at 10:45pm PDT

I like seeing people’s handwriting because it’s so rare these days. Jimmy Fallon has very interesting penmanship; it’s readable but almost childlike, and he mixes capital and lower case letters. The comment section is debating whether or not the “d” looks too much like a j. I kind of like it.

 

I wrote a few thank you notes for tonight's show. President Barack Obama and Madonna on the show! #POTUSonFallon

A photo posted by Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) onJun 9, 2016 at 6:19am PDT

I legit thought Dr. Oz was Oprah’s doctor. I feel duped.

 

Best Health report card ever!Total cholesterol 180.. LDL 82. 💃🏾💃🏾 thanks to #wwsmartpoints #ClevelandClinic #AnnualCheckup

A photo posted by Oprah (@oprah) onJun 9, 2016 at 6:56am PDT

So Leo decided Beyonce show >>> Greece with Lukas Haas. Obviously.

 

Leonardo DiCaprio was at Bey's show in NYC last night! #FORMATIONWORLDTOUR 🙌🏼

A photo posted by 🍋 (@thebeyonceworld) onJun 8, 2016 at 4:58am PDT

There is always something about Jessica Simpson that makes her look 10 years out of date, usually a wedge shoe or a low-cut top. Take for instance this photo: pants are amazing, but the matching extra large bag, hand jewellery and fuzzy accessory kill any hint of style.

 

Studio hag with a great bag 📷 @kristingram

A photo posted by Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson) onJun 8, 2016 at 3:22pm PDT

OK but doesn’t “best” mean singular? Like can you have 12 best friends? It seems very non-committal.

 

a true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though she knows that you are slightly cracked 🐣 - Bernard Meltzer #nationalbestfriendday

A photo posted by @karliekloss onJun 8, 2016 at 1:34pm PDT

Cindy Crawford has a great Prince anecdote that I’ve never heard before.

 

Remembering #Prince with Lynn Hirschberg via @WMag 💋•

A video posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) onJun 8, 2016 at 11:02am PDT

Gabrielle willing Dwyane Wade to hurry the F up.

 

Behind the scenes... Who really takes longer to get ready in your house? Be honest and tag the late bird in your life

A video posted by Gabrielle Union-Wade (@gabunion) onJun 8, 2016 at 10:32am PDT

If Lea Michele worked in your office she would be the person who tries to organize lunchtime yoga and group juice cleanses.

 

Rise and grind! @soulcycle 😀💪🏻💦

A photo posted by Lea Michele (@msleamichele) onJun 8, 2016 at 10:45am PDT