Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for March 1, 2018

Who do you think these two hot bitches gossiped about? My dream guess is Madonna.

A post shared by Elton John (@eltonjohn) on Feb 28, 2018 at 6:17pm PST

I will never not enjoy a We Didn’t Start the Fire riff.

Hope Hicks white lies
Jared's clearance compromised
Trump is taking all the guns
Sessions' time is almost done
Kush lands sweet loans
NRA standing alone
Maybe God lets Oprah run
Mueller watching all the fun

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE— Max Burns (@themaxburns) March 1, 2018

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is one of those shows I watch immediately, if not live then within a day. Season 3 is over and I have mixed feelings about it (and I’ve never had anything but pure adoration for this show). It had a lot of highs and lows (fitting with the season’s arc) but it seemed like some characters were abandoned, only to be slotted into storylines that didn’t quite work. I’m still thinking on it.

A post shared by Rachel Bloom (@racheldoesstuff) on Feb 26, 2018 at 11:13am PST

A few days back, Lainey exercised her JLo relationship memory. Mine ties specific outfits to relationship eras. Diddy was the all white crop top, jeans and bandana, and of course the Versace dress. Cris Judd was wide-brimmed felt hats (my armchair psychoanalysis is that she wanted to hide). Ben was high-heeled Timbs, cargo pants and Juicy tracksuits. With ARod it’s a bit different, because I see a color palette emerging for both of them – lots of creams, whites and tans. Do you think he’s using her stylist?

A post shared by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) on Feb 28, 2018 at 6:14pm PST

A post shared by Alex Rodriguez (@arod) on Feb 13, 2018 at 6:44pm PST

A post shared by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) on Feb 28, 2018 at 5:43pm PST

A post shared by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) on Feb 6, 2018 at 8:15am PST

He chose an interesting cast photo to see himself out with. Where are the male co-stars he’s worked with for 30 years?

A post shared by Jeff Franklin (@fullerhouseguy) on Feb 28, 2018 at 6:21pm PST

I’ve said this before, but Armie Hammer has once again proven he should stick to Instagram (instead of acting like a giant manbaby on Twitter). When I first watched this video, I thought he was removing his chest hair, but it’s actually fascia scraping (per his hashtag). If it sounds very goop-y, it’s because it is. Which shouldn’t be surprising – Armie and his wife are exactly goop’s target market, even before he became famous.