Smutty Social Media, March 10, 2017

Rachel Bilson is joining Nashville?! Just when I thought I was out etc and so forth. You know how it goes. I can’t with this show. But Summer from The O.C. is back on TV, so maybe I can?

 

Music city, here I come🎧#nashvillecmt

A post shared by @rachelbilson onMar 9, 2017 at 7:05pm PST

John Lithgow with a Frida Kahlo face is pretty unsettling.

 

Last night's fun😜 #pitchperfect3 @esterdean @brittsnowhuh

A post shared by Anna Camp (@therealannacamp) onMar 9, 2017 at 10:01am PST

Sharknado has the budget to go to Europe?

 

Bye bye Europe, U.K. and all the amazing places in between! The crews we've had the pleasure of working with have been absolutely wonderful, as well as all of the people we've met around the world. Thank you! Off to our next destination.. Guess where?! #Sharknado5 @sharknadosyfy

A post shared by Tara Reid (@tarareid) onMar 6, 2017 at 3:28am PST

Lala Anthony is friends with everyone, so I’m going to guess this is Ciara’s bump because the nails match her most recent pictures. And if it was Beyoncé’s, there would be two baby emojis. #chosentwins

 

Guess who I'm with?? 👶🏽❤(no I'm NOT having a baby!!! 😂😂😂)

A post shared by LaLa (@lala) onMar 9, 2017 at 6:49pm PST

Well I guess I have to start following ARod now. Thanks JLo.

 

Morning workout with the Godfather @doddromero, @wwethebigshow, @arod and @RussellOkung

A post shared by Lenny Kravitz (@lennykravitz) onMar 9, 2017 at 9:48am PST

I came across a review for one of Chris Rock’s stand-up shows on Twitter – no cell phones were allowed in the theatre. According to the writer, during the show Chris admitted to cheating on his wife with multiple women, including a member of Destiny’s Child (NOT Beyoncé). So that leaves 5 options, if you include all of the past members.

 

Getting ready to finish up strong Denver! Backstage with the great Ali Wong & Chris Spencer (not pictured). #TotalBlackOutTour #Denver #bellcotheatre

A post shared by Chris Rock (@chrisrock) onMar 4, 2017 at 6:59pm PST

When I was a teenager, my friend’s mom took us out for dinner and the mom ordered a glass of wine. The waiter asked her for ID and she said, “I have stretch marks older than you.” That’s how I feel looking at Liam Payne’s tattoo.

©1993 pic.twitter.com/uuySUcimu0— Liam (@LiamPayne) March 9, 2017

I’m off for a week for spring break, but I leave you with a shirtless picture of Jason Statham: “I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while it was on fire. Not the car, *I* was on fire.”

 

@therock sent me over one of his ankle weights to see if I could move it. Respect to you brother!

A post shared by Jason Statham (@jasonstatham) onMar 5, 2017 at 9:48am PST