Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for March 12, 2020

Out of all the celebrities, it has to be the most beloved guy, a Boomer who has not been MeToo’d. And Rita! A beacon of positivity, so kind she wouldn’t even name and shame a hair stylist who left her high and dry. But we also need to be vigilant about spotting dumb rumours. I knew Hanks was real because Tom always posts photos of gloves, and that’s how he announced this. That was probably the most comforting part of his post, the casualness of it. And Chet has showed up to tell us “they’re not trippin’.”

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A post shared by 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗦 🇯🇲 (@chethanx) on Mar 11, 2020 at 7:16pm PDT

No matter what happens in the world in terms of disaster, catastrophe and strife, Paris Hilton will always have her Fraggle Rock hair extensions (shout out to Tina Fey) and she’ll talk in a baby voice about being a boss.

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A post shared by Paris Hilton (@parishilton) on Mar 10, 2020 at 4:18pm PDT

Brooklyn Beckham’s birthday was 8 days ago. At 21, this is borderline acceptable.

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A post shared by bb (@brooklynbeckham) on Mar 12, 2020 at 8:44am PDT

This story is what we’ve come to expect to hear about Harvey Weinstein but that’s what made him so sinister. This was his MO; he was super into controlling what actresses wore to their premieres.

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A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Mar 11, 2020 at 7:45pm PDT

I just remembered that Katherine Heigl has a blog. Or had a blog. It hasn’t been updated since June 2019. Being a freelance writer isn’t for everyone.

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A post shared by Katherine Heigl (@katherineheigl) on Mar 11, 2020 at 10:46am PDT

I don’t follow Bruce Willis on Instagram, but he came up in my feed and I had no idea he was so committed to the head tilt. And then I realized this is actually a verified Bruce Willis body double account. That’s why he needs the angle.

Usually people who call themselves celebrity lookalikes don’t look anything like the celebrity in question, but this guy gets it.