Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for March 16, 2020

For someone like Diplo, who starts and ends every interview talking about how much he works and how many flights he takes a year, social distancing is a huge adjustment. We can assume he has all sorts of hookups on tour, but under these circumstances, randoms aren’t an option. So what does someone like Diplo do? Go to the archives to find someone he trusts? Or steer clear of any physical contact? WWDDD. (What would Diplo’s Dick Do.) I’m sure there’s a story about hooking up in dangerous times currently in the works at The Cut.

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A post shared by Thomas Wesley (@diplo) on Mar 15, 2020 at 9:53am PDT

Speaking of celibate, Orlando Bloom said he didn’t have sex for six months before he met Katy Perry, on the advice of Laird Hamilton. I could totally see this being a dating selling point, from Katy’s perspective. Especially after John Mayer.

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A post shared by Orlando Bloom (@orlandobloom) on Feb 23, 2020 at 9:01am PST

I’ve mentioned Jane Marie’s podcast The Dream in this space before; it’s a podcast about multi-level marketing wellness companies.

During a time like this, health and wellness scammers flourish, promising potions and oils for a “stronger immune system.” Celebrities, especially those in the lifestyle space, will often attach themselves to bad advice, either because they have been scammed themselves or because they are wealthy enough to have access to many kinds of doctors/health care providers (and several levels of treatment) or because they are in on the scam. They also spread misinformation faster than your Aunt Barb on Facebook because they have such big platforms.

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A post shared by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on Mar 12, 2020 at 12:36pm PDT

Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Lady Gaga, and Justin Bieber, all superstars, are using their platform to ask people to keep calm and safe and away from each other. Usually, in times of crisis, celebrities like to put together an event to raise money. That can’t happen, obviously, under these circumstances. Staying put and telling others to stay put is the equivalent of a benefit concert right now.

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A post shared by Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) on Mar 14, 2020 at 4:17pm PDT

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A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Mar 15, 2020 at 7:18pm PDT

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A post shared by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Mar 15, 2020 at 12:05pm PDT

like your hip hop yoga class can fucking wait i promise— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) March 15, 2020

Are those mini horses or ponies? Do they live in the house? Where do they poop?!

Stay at home as much as possible. Listen to the experts, ignore the morons (foreheads). We will get through this together. pic.twitter.com/FRg41QehuB— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) March 16, 2020

Two weeks worth of cereal gone in an afternoon.