Barbra Streisand’s dogs have been on mind a lot lately. The cloning, of course, because it’s the kind of thing that happens in movies about class war in a futuristic dystopian society – it screams “eccentric wealth". But there’s something a touch off-kilter about this floral tribute to her dogs. I think they are made of carnations – and they are not uncommon. I found a whole list of people who make dog-themed arrangements. And how did “a fan” get flowers to Barbra Streisand? Can I be a floral conspiracist and posit that maybe, possibly, it was someone close to Babs who sent these? Or a regular order. Maybe it’s décor for the dogs’ wing of the house.

 

A post shared by Barbra Streisand (@barbrastreisand) on Mar 14, 2018 at 6:53pm PDT

Once in a while I get a worried email about Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan’s status, based on their Instagram interaction (or lack thereof). Here they are together after a facepainting session with Everly.

 

A post shared by Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) on Mar 18, 2018 at 5:53pm PDT

It wasn’t too long ago that Patrick Dempsey was the mature heartthrob on the show that made you cry. Torch passed.

 

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Jonah Hill has joined Instagram and has already honed in on an aesthetic – black and white. Simple and a little old-fashioned, a little detached. It’s a good choice for these kinds of photos.

 

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The Hilton sisters posted a photo from an event Nicky hosted at Kitson. Did I bump my head in the middle of the night? Is it 2006?!

 

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Ditto for “We Are The Champions.”

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If y’all don’t want LGBTQ nights in sports then you don’t get to play “We Will Rock You” anymore— Rhea Butcher 🇵🇷 (@RheaButcher) March 15, 2018

Jason Sudeikis continues to make a case for DILF status.

 

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Sometimes I feel like Instagram’s algorithm has been designed to torture me. I’ll have St. Pat’s Day posts from the weekend at the top of my feed for at least three days.

- What do we want ?
- A chronological instagram feed !
- When do we want it ?
- 2 hours ago !
- 18 hours ago !
- Sponsored post !
- 43 minutes ago !
- 2 hours ago !
- Sponsored post !
- 15 minutes ago !
- Account suggestion !
- 1 hour ago !
- 15 hours ago !
- Sponsored post !— Neon Trotski (@Bluecookie) March 15, 2018

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