Smutty Social Media, March 8, 2016

First look at Amy Schumer’s new book, The Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo.

 

Yay! Book!

A photo posted by @amyschumer onMar 8, 2016 at 8:03am PST

Serious question: Does Victoria Beckham know how to sew?

 

Just started work on the pre collection! 😉 X #supercoolshoot X vb

A photo posted by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) onMar 8, 2016 at 7:10am PST

At least Alex Pettyfer is still getting good fashion invites.

 

Sat next to this beauty at #chanel Love you @carineroitfeld #parisfashionweek2016

A photo posted by Alex Pettyfer (@alexpettyfer) onMar 8, 2016 at 3:22am PST

Oh I hate this blue hair and matching eyeshadow on Karlie.

 

mermaid vibes on set 💁🏼

A photo posted by @karliekloss onMar 8, 2016 at 2:30am PST

How long until Justin responds to this?

 

We made it Paris

A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) onMar 8, 2016 at 9:31am PST

This partly explains how JLo picks her boyfriends and husbands.

 

😂 #Jlo

A video posted by The Archive of Shade (@theartofshade_) onMar 6, 2016 at 5:50pm PST

How are there 843 Adam Sandler movies and not one Mindy and Ellie buddy comedy?

 

A photo posted by Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) onMar 7, 2016 at 1:04pm PST

Rodriguez gets a salsa lesson from Derek Hough. Are you watching Jane the Virgin this season? No sophomore slump!

 

Snapchat : Jane the Virgin impromptu salsa lesson

A video posted by Derek Hough (@derekhough) onMar 7, 2016 at 12:40pm PST

Eminem looks really good from this angle.

 

Working on my set list for Lollapalooza, South America

A photo posted by Marshall Mathers (@eminem) onMar 5, 2016 at 11:26am PST