Smutty Social Media, May 14, 2018
Taraji is engaged, which means she gets to wear a wedding dress. Taraji has incredible style, both on and off the red carpet. Every designer should be clamouring to work with her. Who will she choose? What’s her wedding day style going to look like?
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David wished Victoria, his mom, his mother-in-law and both of his sisters a Happy Mother’s Day. It wasn’t the most gushing post, but maybe it’s because the UK and US have different Mother’s Days and in March, he wrote a specific one for Victoria. That must be it.
A post shared by David Beckham (@davidbeckham) on May 13, 2018 at 12:06pm PDT
Ben Schwartz versus BB-8, Lainey’s nemesis.
BB-Hate pic.twitter.com/ECXC7Ypunr— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) May 12, 2018
There’s a Liam Gallagher documentary being shopped at Cannes – who can I speak to to have this picked up and streamed immediately.
Lot of talk bout as it was let me tell you this it's a film bout me you and not them as you were LG X— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 12, 2018
Will Smith told the story of how his life got flipped turned upside down (by the IRS) and he became The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. You know what makes this story great? Quincy Jones! When Quincy is there, every story gets better.
A post shared by Will Smith (@willsmith) on May 10, 2018 at 5:00pm PDT
Yesterday, I texted Lainey as soon as this came up in my feed. Because OF COURSE Justin Timberlake centered himself in a Mother’s Day photo. As Lainey said, it’s so on brand.
A post shared by Jessica Biel (@jessicabiel) on May 13, 2018 at 12:43pm PDT
Chris Pratt is doing “What’s my snack” on Instagram again (basically it’s just short videos of him eating various foods). But when will he get his snack from Jennifer Garner’s vegetable garden?
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I had to Google what exactly ketamine is. It’s actually not a horse tranquilizer (as I thought), but a sedative in the PCP family that, when snorted, can cause hallucinations. Lily Allen’s real-life experience is better than any The More You Know public service announcement.
Someone gave me a line of what I assumed to be cocaine at the Glamour awards once, but it turned out to be Ketamine. I was thrown out (passed over some railings) of the Glamour awards for being in a k hole. https://t.co/YwF9auVNnc— Lily Allen (@lilyallen) May 13, 2018
pic.twitter.com/mhyVPUwlXF— Lily Allen (@lilyallen) May 13, 2018
Gabrielle definitely knows who bit Beyoncé. But she’s not breaking the Beygency’s number one rule.
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