Smutty Social Media, May 29, 2018

Maria Posted by Maria at May 29, 2018 17:29:06 May 29, 2018 17:29:06

Is she opening a peep-toe platform museum?

 

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley launched a beauty and wellness site today, Rose Inc. It’s supposed to be an insiders guide to beauty obsessions – in an interview with Vogue, she specified Mario Badescu Drying Lotion and Caudalie Elixir, which are well-known products that show up on almost every “editors’ picks” list. And with consumers more invested than ever in skincare, it’s not a strong way to prove that her opinion is credible and substantial beyond, “Me and my fellow supermodels like this product.” She’s also doing a “what’s in my bag” feature with her friends -- unless it’s cocaine, we know what’s in every featured celeb’s bag (lip balm, a phone charger, a book they aren’t really reading but sounds good in an interview). 

 

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If Annabelle Wallis and Isla Fisher and Leslie Bibb are on the press junket, why aren’t they on the poster?

 

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Do you think Halle shows Keanu her Instagram

 

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On Memorial Day, John Krasinski invited The Rock to participate in The Murph Challenge, a fundraiser for the Lt. Michael P. Murphy Memorial Scholarship Foundation. And they hung out. I approve of this bromance. 

 

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Who do you think spent the most time on their hair?

 

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As I mentioned last week, Whitney Cummings left her position as showrunner of Roseanne. Wanda Sykes has quit. Who’s next?

Retta’s promoting her new book, So Close to Being the Sh-t, Y’all Don’t Even Know. Page Six has a few excerpts of her run-ins with celebrities. Who do you think tried to cut in front of her in a long bathroom line? Retta names names and let’s just say she will not be invited to partake in a certain Fourth of July party. 

 

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