Smutty Social Media, May 4, 2017

Why didn’t she wear this instead of that lame Belle dress?

 

#commesdesgarcons 🌹

A post shared by Jessica Chastain (@jessicachastain) onMay 3, 2017 at 7:30pm PDT

First she was Japanese and now she’s Wonder Woman. She can really, um, do it all. Like her friend Ivanka.

 

Thank you @instylemagazine for letting me live out my superhero dreams 🇺🇸⚡️

A post shared by Karlie Kloss (@karliekloss) onMay 3, 2017 at 9:55am PDT

Jaden Smith has some thoughts on the MET Gala.

I Want To Publicly Apologize To The Migos For Being Such A Fanboy At The Met Gala 2017.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 3, 2017

And Oh Yeah I Had My Dreads With Me Cause I Felt Like It. |||— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 4, 2017

I’m posting this to see if maybe it will warm Lainey up to Scott Eastwood.

 

Sometimes it happens...... c'mon we all do it!! #ibrushedmyteeth

A post shared by Scott Eastwood (@scotteastwood) onMay 4, 2017 at 8:01am PDT

Heineken Light? Never heard of it.

What the what?!? There's no @Heineken Light distribution in Canada?? It has won awards!! I'm both shocked and offended. And now thirsty.— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) May 2, 2017

Taylor’s first Instagram post since March is for HAIM. The post in March was for Lorde. What’s she saving up for?

 

On. Repeat. Til. The. End. Of. Time‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️ @haimtheband

A post shared by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) onMay 3, 2017 at 8:25pm PDT

Honestly Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen could release a sex tape right now and I wouldn’t give a sh-t.

 

Thank you my love! You are so sweet. Te amo!❤️ Obrigada meu amor! Te amo!

A post shared by Gisele Bündchen (@gisele) onMay 4, 2017 at 6:02am PDT

Good news: Sofia Richie commented on Nicole’s post. The sisters are alright.

 

Happy #humpday! More on this tomorrow...

A post shared by Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) onMay 3, 2017 at 7:12pm PDT

Are Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart living together?

 

💙💘🖤

A post shared by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) onMay 3, 2017 at 12:36pm PDT

Of course Nicki loves Tommy Mottola and Thalia. How does that old proverb go? The enemy of my enemy is a friend.

 

Tommy!!! Always good to see u, my love! The legendary Tommy Mottola & his lovely wife Thalia

A post shared by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) onMay 3, 2017 at 2:03pm PDT