Smutty Social Media, May 5, 2016

But you DO care Bella Thorne. So much. As Lainey said today, every little move matters.

 

Happy #cincodemayo !!! Go splash around in a pool like I was doing last night on set!!! #wethairdontcare

A photo posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) onMay 5, 2016 at 9:45am PDT

Just for some context, Lindsay had to go back almost 10 years, to 2007, for a MET Gala throwback.

 

#tbt #metgala @brian_atwood was my lovely date 🙏🏻💋🙏🏻

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) onMay 5, 2016 at 1:22am PDT

Draper James is 1, Y’ALL.

 

Happy Birthday @draperjames! One year and going strong! Because of YOU and your support, we were able to transform an idea into a company, a beautiful store and a true community inspired by authentic Southern Style. Can't wait to see what Year 2 will bring! Now ... Let's eat cake🎂🎉🎂 And keep celebrating at link in bio ✨😉 (Thanks for the 💙 @timehop!)

A video posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) onMay 5, 2016 at 9:04am PDT

So Lindsey Vonn took a short video of Tom Brady and cut his head off for most of it.

 

Who is this guy in my snap?!....#tombrady @underarmour

A video posted by Lindsey Vonn (@lindseyvonn) onMay 4, 2016 at 11:46pm PDT

It’s Henry Cavill’s birthday and he’s only 33?! He was born in 1983. That doesn’t seem right.

 

When Superman training, use your mind, you must. #Yoda #UseTheForce #SupermanTraining #JusticeLeague #Superman

A photo posted by Henry Cavill (@henrycavill) onMay 3, 2016 at 9:59am PDT

G has started her own hastag, #Gspotting. Clever or obnoxious? I’m sure I know which way most people are leaning.

 

Good morning beautiful downtown San Francisco. If you are near union square, I'm on my way to sign copies of 'It's All Easy' at #goopmrkt 140 Maiden Lane come give me a 💋 #Gspotting (10:30-12:30)

A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onMay 5, 2016 at 9:55am PDT

Chloe Moretz is cute in this – Happy Cinco de Mayo!

 

Couldn't ask for a better day to be promoting #Neighbors2 on @despiertamerica !! #cincodemayo #sombrero #mariachi

A video posted by Chloe Grace Moretz (@chloegmoretz) onMay 5, 2016 at 7:02am PDT