Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for May 9, 2017

Remember when Jessica was promoting her first cookbook? Oprah dedicated an entire hour to her, and Jessica’s thank-you note was 21 pairs of Louboutins. That, for me, was the moment Jessica cemented her place in the gossip world because it showed how much she was willing to play.

My Queen Forever. Mama O. I love so....😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i am crying. On my hands and knees. 😭😭😭😭😭 help me.😭😭😭😭thank you 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽#foodswingsbook Repost from @oprah Hey @jessseinfeld made your eggplant meatballs for lunch! #delishiousness

A post shared by Jessica Seinfeld (@jessseinfeld) onMay 8, 2017 at 3:35pm PDT

Look, almost every celebrity on Instagram does sponsored posts (even Sarah Paulson, for Dunkin Donuts). Busy Philipps recently said that last year she made more money from social media than she did from acting jobs. As media evolves, it’s become a lot less taboo to promote products this way -- it’s almost as acceptable as a perfume campaign or shooting a prestige commercial that will only run in Japan. But who isn’t being upfront about it? WWD has the list.

❤ this retro top from @victoriabeckham for @target! Buy it NOW in stores or via the link in my bio #vbxtarget #ad

A post shared by @rachelbilson onApr 9, 2017 at 5:05am PDT

Gather ‘round children, it’s storytime with Val Kilmer.

Once at #eltonjohn bday party we played #truthordare dared Bridgeta to lock #ozzy into the men's room-He didn't mind! We fell down laughing. pic.twitter.com/8tH7k9onGD— Val Kilmer (@valkilmer) May 8, 2017

Will Jason Statham’s child be born a betrayed mercenary with a secret past and a heart of gold or will s/he grow into it?

#GT3RS

A post shared by Jason Statham (@jasonstatham) onMay 9, 2017 at 9:09am PDT

There’s “being close with your boyfriend’s ex” and then there’s “texting her about tight foreskin” close. Sarah Silverman and Kate Beckinsale are the latter.

She needs me

A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) onApr 28, 2017 at 1:59pm PDT

Courtney Cox is selling her home wares and furniture on a luxury consignment site, Viyet, which prompted people on Twitter to yell at her for having expensive furniture. Never change, Internet.

Here's the link to purchase my furniture on @viyetNY!https://t.co/QOHRQQy1uA https://t.co/0JR1uJcSyw— Courteney Cox (@CourteneyCox) April 14, 2017

Goddamn it Charlie Hunnam is hot, but Jude Law has good comedic timing. Especially about the age gap. (Lainey: and so f-cking typical of Guy Ritchie to call them “silly girls”.)

Silly girls

A post shared by Guy Ritchie (@guyritchie) onMay 3, 2017 at 9:38pm PDT

UM WTF Sansa? Some of her diehards (and celeb-friendly outlets) are claiming she said “motherf-cker”. Not to my ears. No “g” in mother-cker. NSFW racial epithets.

NEW: sophie turner says the n word casually and laughs about it and this marks the end of this updates account :) pic.twitter.com/N6pS330vaw— game of thrones news (@gameofupdates) May 9, 2017