Smutty Social Media, November 21, 2017
Barbara Streisand was on Ellen and do you notice the different set-up? Ellen usually sits where Barbara is. That’s not even a conversation when Barbara comes to visit, is it?
A post shared by Ellen (@theellenshow) on Nov 20, 2017 at 6:06pm PST
I have figured out the solution to Henry Cavill’s visibility problem – his dog! Look at this hunk. Henry needs to bring Kal everywhere with him: on junkets, to talk shows, on red carpets. He will be stopped in the streets wherever he goes. (Kal I mean, but Henry will be there too.)
A post shared by Henry Cavill (@henrycavill) on Nov 19, 2017 at 10:43am PST
Who remembers the “Pookie” episode from the OG Law & Order? Patton and I do. Classic. A true standout.
Oh God I don’t think a month goes by where I don’t think of that episode. *shudder* https://t.co/yxqnRWBvPh— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 21, 2017
If I’m ever accused of murder, I would totally let Josh Malina represent me. He’d give an amazing closing statement. Picture him easing out of his chair, saying “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury” while he buttons his jacket.
SHOWRUNNERS! I’ll be out of work in mid-March. I can play anything from a lawyer to a different lawyer with a similar personality to the first lawyer. I learn dialogue very quickly, I’m always on time, and I own my own suit. In 30 yrs, I have never asked for another take. DM me.— 🌎Joshua Malina🌎 (@JoshMalina) November 21, 2017
I follow a lot of designers and models on Instagram. Right now my feed is a relentless loop of VS Angels blowing kisses. It’s like Groundhog Day, but with bejeweled bras.
A post shared by Lily Aldridge (@lilyaldridge) on Nov 20, 2017 at 9:20pm PST
Garden State is one of those movies that was enjoyed at the time, then went out of fashion, and has sort of redeemed itself to some. I haven’t watched it in years so I don’t know how it holds up, but I do remember Natalie Portman’s character being a manic pixie dream girl.
A post shared by Zach Braff (@zachbraff) on Nov 19, 2017 at 12:52pm PST
Found this old picture of Natalie and me. For wrap on Garden State, the art department turned one of her Star Wars dolls into a “Sam” doll. pic.twitter.com/WPftc43rSL— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) November 19, 2017
Have you watched American Wife? I haven’t and the only reviews I’ve read have been pretty negative. But Helen Hunt is directing. And Ali Wong is in it! Should I brave a few episodes?
A post shared by Helen Hunt (@helenhunt) on Nov 18, 2017 at 8:01pm PST
Emilia Clarke covers Harper’s Bazaar December/January issue. Is this the best they could do with Khaleesi? I think they were trying to get so far from the Game of Thrones aesthetic that they went in the opposite direction. It’s very pink.
A post shared by Harper's BAZAAR (@harpersbazaarus) on Nov 21, 2017 at 5:08am PST
Watch this clip of Josh Kelly’s new video directed by Katherine Heigl. It looks like a sultry Folgers commercial.
A post shared by Katherine Heigl (@katherineheigl) on Nov 20, 2017 at 7:29pm PST