Fair play.
happy thanksgiving to Ariana Grande, AND ONLY ARIANA GRANDE.
— D'Arcy Carden (@DarcyCarden) November 22, 2018
This table setting is a lot. Very busy. Where do you put the platters of food? And how do you talk over all the sticks? I’m short – I’d need a booster seat to see over these things. I guess some hosts set up buffet tables and don’t put the food on the dinner table still – this doesn’t seem very comfortable. I don’t want to eat a bird while feathers brush my knuckles.
Do I really need to read about your apple picking expedition with your mother-in-law before I get to the 7 layer dip recipe?
WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) November 22, 2018
The best way to digest is by checking the phone at the table while other people are still eating.
Just casually sitting on my husband’s shoulders like a toddler.
This is a what I like to call an attitude of gratitude.
I am thankful that I’m hotter now than I was in high school and that technology has evolved in a way that makes it easy to remind all the people who wronged me of this fact.
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) November 22, 2018
When Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello win, her vile ex loses. For that reason alone, we should be happy for them.
The Kushners were probably very missed at Hugh Jackman and Wendi Deng’s annual Thanksgiving party.
Have you read up on the Dolce & Gabbana controversy in China? (If not, here are some details.) It’s interesting because this is about D&G pissing off a very lucrative, very social media savvy Chinese market (and being racist in the process). In the past, it was gatekeepers like Anna Wintour who could “end” a brand or designer. Everything that has happened with D&G has been fuelled by bloggers, particularly Diet Prada, and Chinese social media platform Weibo. Dolce & Gabbana is a very well-established brand and I wonder who will rally for them (in terms of editors and celebrities) and who will drop them. (Lainey: my prediction is Scarlett Johansson. She’ll speak up for them as an “Asian”.)
Justin Timberlake is just dying to get noticed as he does this. Watch his body language.
Taylor Swift makes it Insta-official with Joe Alwyn – she also included dates and cities in her Instagram stories.
