Smutty Social Media, November 6, 2017

It’s too easy with this one.

@POTUS I'm in Asia ... let's meet before you head to Moscow #russia #putin— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) November 5, 2017

This looks like someone glued a puzzle together so it could be hung on the wall like a poster. In 1988.

 

☑ your calendars 🇺🇸 let's find an IDOL❗@AmericanIdol will premiere Sunday, March 11 on ABC. #AmericanIdol

A post shared by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) onNov 6, 2017 at 6:45am PST

I am reading between the farts, and it says Jennifer Garner is a great mom and Ben Affleck is an incorrigible f-ck up with stained t-shirts.

 

Look who's learning to spell...🤷🏻‍♀️😄 #proudmom #lovenote #boysaresweet #readbetweenthefarts

A post shared by Jennifer Garner (@jennifer.garner) onNov 4, 2017 at 11:59am PDT

Where is Gabrielle Union’s 73 questions? We at least deserve that!

 

Rollin into the weekend like... 💃🏾

A post shared by Gabrielle Union-Wade (@gabunion) onNov 3, 2017 at 9:42am PDT

Is this specifically true of Ed O’Neil, or is this a generic paper that production companies use for film?

Ed O'Neil has been reading the same newspaper for 20 years, on Married with Children and Modern Family. pic.twitter.com/NrtEM8X0xl— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPix) November 3, 2017

Has FKA twigs recently moved? Maybe it’s part of moving on after the split from Robert Pattinson. Her skin looks amazing -- is it break-up glow? Is that a thing?

 

hi i have just moved in next door... i don’t suppose you have any sugar?

A post shared by FKA twigs (@fkatwigs) onOct 30, 2017 at 3:58pm PDT